Top ten...

So I did this on my other blog but I figured what the hell I'll bring it back...
Top ten things I'm currently obsessed with...

10. hanging at the hop-in. something I mocked other kids for doing but I find myself hanging there on my lunch more and more. Maybe it J.L.H. maybe it's Taf either way I've been drawn to it lately. still not a member of the hop-in crew don't think I want to be. apparently the requirements are. 1.you have to have a curfew 2.you have to be drunk 3.you have to be a skank or a guy with a ridiculously "average" penis 4.you have to work at the store and 5.you have to have no life 6.you have to be moderately unintelligent. poor me and that college education I'm striving for better luck next time. Then there's those few random people who don't know wtf they're doing there. I'm one of those. A "guest".

9. rumors of me sleeping with a married man. this made me a little angry at first but now I just have to laugh at it. people are so dumb but atleast they're talking about me, which makes me pretty damn important in their dull lives. I'm infamous bitches. take a picture.

8. Karaoke... This was number one for a little while but now it's slipping still haven't gotten up the Ka-hoe-neys to sing yet though. oneday... it's still nice to hear people do terrible renditions of 80's songs that sucked to begin with and thinking they look cute with their charmingly drunk asses dancing about the stage or staggering which is what i call drunk dancing. the star wars guy as weird as he can be makes me smile and makes life more interesting... God bless his heart maybe he'll teach me his sweet moves. lowl

7. Black haired Ninjas. I hope he teaches me his skills. one day I will be a ninja too you just wait Jesus. one day when you least expect it POW numb chuck skills right to the head and Jesus laid out on the floor. I will Ru that day and laugh gleefully. GLEEFULLY I tell you... muwhahaha... giggle... taint me with your ninja skills oh skilled ninja ones. . . wtf?

6. turning people onto EMO. I have turned two people emo and on to emo music. I like emo music I like music period so why not share the emo-ness to those who would have otherwise never heard of it. damn those eskimo kids... my emo-ness has even run off on Jesus she's quasi-emo whether she admits it or not...

5. Stalking... it doesn't seem so weird now that I have a partner in crime.

4. a married man and men with girlfriends... enough said about that... DON'T CHA think?

3. Black clove cigarettes. I know I said I would quit but... I haven't. Gotta die someway it may as well be a slow painful death and you can bet I'll be inhaling the sweet black death to the very end. unless you know I quit or something...

2. fucking up a certain someone's car. who will remain nameless (we actually got coached about it and we have to and I quote "tone down the fun" even though we did it on a day off. bullshit. Tone down the fun. they can't be serious. can they? my life doesn't revolve around my job and I'll be damned if they're going to interfere with my life on my days off. so fuck that you tone up the fun fuckers. wooo the wonder twins won't be silenced and they sure as hell won't be tied down. I don't care if I do get fired it would be totally unjustified and I would walk my pretty ass straight to unemployment with a smile. tone down the fun. kiss my ass. you don't own me bitches.)

1. Making people smile. We've made a lot of people smile lately and I really like it. Just get me and Jesus together and everyone around us is in a better mood. It's nice to have that effect on people. It's nice to see people happy and laughing and I like to think I had something to do with it. I am awesome but we are ten times more awesome together we feed off of each others awesomeness and becomes the Mecca of awesome and people around us can't help but be happy. Just doing my part to help the hopeless feel a little more alive. I really think I like my job and it's because of the people I work with. I don't know if I'm ready to give that up. Even the people I don't like (or who don't like me) make my life a little more entertaining. I don't want to make it a career but it's a nice right now job. hmmm I've got a lot to think about...
goodmorning to you goodnight for me...xx . . . sweetdreams. . . fucking kangaroos